Jokes and Riddles

What was Noah's job?
He was an ark-itect.

Where was Noah when the lights went off?
In d'ark.

What did Noah say as the animals got on the ark?
"Now I've herd everything!"

How do baby birds learn to fly?
They wing it.

Why did the stork only stand on one leg?
If he lifted his other leg he'd fall.

Why did the chicken get in trouble at school?
She kept pecking on the other children.

Why did the fish refuse to learn how to play on his computer?
He was afraid of the net.